Host: "But this isn't all a downer. Although vampires, like the fallen angels from Jude, live eternally in gloomy darkness, we still have a chance. We...non-vampires...still have a chance."
Co-Host: "To not get bit by sinners."
Host: "Yes! Avoid bites."
Co-Host: "This is the point of Christianity."
Host: "Nothing spiritual, just...avoid bites all around."
Co-Host: "If somebody wants to bite you..."
Co-Host: "Figure out if they're a sinner first."
Host: "Let's tally up who bites: Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires. No thank you...And don't you bite either."
Co-Host: "Smoothies for everyone."
Host: "THAT'S the message. I'm glad it came across exactly like I wanted it to."